There were plenty of opportunities to be with people that would have treated me right.
But I stayed with your cheating ass and wasted 2 years.
Don’t do this.
Dear rl friends,
I am not trying to convert you. You can stop telling me you want dreads every single time you see me. You have already said you are “getting them soon.”. You don’t have to say “I’m growing out my hair now”. Just ask me how I’m doing. Its much less awkward. I’m not judging you. Relax.
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What if you kept the horse mask 24/7 while raising the child and they thought they were raised by a horse human hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took the mask off
That’s a great idea
no one on tumblr should ever become parents
^ Not true, sons and daughters of tumblr-heads will have the funniest/weird/interesting personalities ever.
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THIS BUG JUST FLEW AT MY COWORKER WHO WAS SMOKING AND LITERALLY TOOK HIS CIGARETTE FROM HIM AND IS NOW CHILLIN ON THE WALL WITH IT
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Josh Heinrichs - These Days
Cause I needed you before yesterday.