Fillipino, 16.
Zombie/Insomniac/Rhyme Scientist.
Born in LA, grew up in SF.
Currently stuck in uncertainty, but floating in a vast ocean of serenity and serendipity. As if the universal thought of simple peace and understanding was broadcasted to minds everywhere.
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My girlfriend said,
- She was stronger than me.
- She didnt love me.
- She is not ticklish.
So me just being me, I decided to put that to the test.
Boyfriend torture style! c:<
My tumblr password is still her name even though we dont speak anymore. I dont want to change it either.
what the fuck is wrong with me.
When I wake up.
- Me: Hi mirror
- Mirror: Wassup mah ninja, youre fucking sexy
- Me: c;
- Mirror: Keep it up man!
Finally done!
I have finally completed my short story! Going to post it later on when more people are online, its a SUPER long short story but I believe its worth the wait. For I have worked really hard on it, also being my first!
Me and Moms usual conversation
- Mom: You need a job, do you think everything is a joke ?!?!?
- Mom: You laugh and laugh and laugh youre going to laugh yourself into homeless-ness-ness!!
- Mom: Why dont you ever act serious?! Why dont you-blah-blah-blah-life-blah-blah!!
- Me: ...........................................
- Me: Whats for dinner? *troll face*
Eating with my mom and grandma for fathers day.
- Grandma: So yeah the bitch keeps talking and talking, I just want her to calm tf down! Girls are so over dramatic these days.
- Me: Tell me about it.
- Mom: True story bro.
- Me: What.... mom, never again. Repeat. Those. Words.
- Mom: YOLO nigga.
- Me: ........................................................I refuse to sit with you.
Me: woah woah woah! Im the asian one here. blahblahblah-ninja. blahblahblah grass hopper.
Alex: I’m Spanish. I was born with natural criminal skills. Heck, in my country, we have bulls chase us for fun. Not only am I fast but I can also mow your lawn really nicely.
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…I cant even
Smh.
Soooo I was just making a sandwhich this morning, and my dog started barking. My auntie comes in and immediately goes for my sandwhich… Uhmmm NO.
